Before I get into detail about the female species, if you never had a date before in your life or still jack-off to your "girlfriends" pics, please don't read my blog. I'm just doing this blog to help you men and women who love women get a better understanding of them. Call it "How to Catch Moby Thick" or "Thighs: How to get Between Them". I admit don't know everything about them, but I've had my share of conquests and with my help you to can get the baddest bitch of your dreams.(K-Mart, if you tired of Trina, please give her to me, I know I can hit that ass better than you can.)
Now I know a lot of you guys are scared of them dime pieces and super-thick chicks and don't blame you, but any asshole can get any female they want and I can prove it. How many times have you seen a woman shaped like Tocarra or Pinky with a guy that look like Freddy Krueger? A Stacy Dash with Jason Vorhees? The sexiest woman in the club with the ugliest man, who got both men and women alike asking the question: How in the fuck did he pull her? You can't even lie cause I've have, and the question after that is: Why I can't get a bitch like that?(I'm just using the word bitch because I don't know all you women by name so please excuse me if you are offended.)
A lot you motherfuckers got it in your mind that your dreamgirl can't get caught because you told yourself she can't be caught. Most of you bastards think that she only dates the Shawn Carters' of the world or the Lexington Steeles' you try to "measure up" to. You guys are so wrong. Truth of the matter, whatever type of woman you desire, all of them have the same needs and desires. And if you can find out her needs and desires, you get her love and effection without selling a million records or pulling out 12 inches of dick.
Even still, most of you guys still don't know what to do to get the object that you seek, let alone even know how to talk to her. I know what you thinking, "How can a married, unsuceeful, "has-been" rapper reaching 31 tell me how to get a bitch. Because I know what you assholes are doing wrong. Why you think I'm in the position I'm in now? I did a lot of the right things and ended up with the wrong woman.(Toya I love you, but you are a pain in my hairy ass.) I'm just a guy who love women and everything about them. I'm trying to help you unlucky motherfuckers find and get the woman your heart desires. There are plenty of women in this world looking for a guy to call their own. I'm just going to be honest and straight-forward with the shit I'm going to tell you. So if you are a dog looking to bury his bone in the right dirt, I'm going to help you find the right land to dig in.
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