Call Me a Mama's Boy

The word mama's boy has one of the truest meanings in any relationship between man and woman. See, my mama was the first woman to love me. She was the first one to comfort me in my life. She was the first to scare the boogyman out from under my bed. She had my back. She was the first to give me a piece of candy and the first to take it away. She was the first one to congratulate me on a job well done and the first to whoop my ass when I fucked up. She was the first one to help me read a book and the first one to show me a Hustler magazine(sorry for snooping in your dressers and under your bed). So it's easy for a woman to call me a mama's boy. I will never deny it. Us men love our mothers more than any other female walking because of these very things. This is why we do the nice things we do for women, our mothers taught us. No matter the situation, your mother held you deep in her heart. Even when she fucked your ass for fucking the neighborhood slut in her bed, she loved you. This how we first learned how to love a woman.

Men, please don't be ashamed to be called a mama's boy. The truth of the matter is, we pick women on the basis of our mothers. If we see certain traits in women that we see in our mothers, we are naturally attracted to those women. And for them very same reasons, when we argue with our girlfriends and wives, we in turn are arguing with our mothers, therefore we get called mama's boys. And women just love the strong, caring type of man that can make her feel like a little girl in his arms. And the good thing for women is, a good man is made from the love of a good mother. So as us men grow from child to teen to man, our instincts tell us to leave moms and replace with her with a younger replica. This is why us men are really trying to be with alot of women. We are just looking for someone to do what mama did.

By nature, a real man wants to be everything to a woman. We love how woman tell us they need us. It's one of the things that turns us on And another thing we love is respect. How many of your friends say they wish their woman would just shut the fuck up? Or why this bitch always acting like she better than me? I could go on for days, but I got other shit to talk about. And a real man always feel the need to be successful. In all reality, what woman wants to be with a broke-ass motherfucker. So we always try to do better than what we are doing in fear of being the broke-ass motherfucker she don't want. I know things are starting to make sense. And I'm just getting started.

See, these are reasons we look for in a woman. We want a woman to tell us everything is going to be alright after she stopped you from getting in somebody shit when you have been violated. We want someone to have our back when you have been laid-off from your job and you don't know what your next move is. We want someone to hold us and make us feel like there is no other place we rather be than with her. And the one thing she does that your mama will never to do to you is suck you, fuck you, and drain every bit of nut out your nut sack and leave you sleep on your ass. That's one Hell of a perk. At the end of it all, the right pussy can turn you from the hardest motherfucker walking into a mama's boy And if you don't believe me, ask your mama.