I'll Show You Mines if You Show Me Yours

Ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't learned by know, WE ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!!. This is something that men and women both get confused with. Everything we do in a relationship is different, especially when it comes to talking.

Men, understand that your woman, or the one you are trying to get, is not your brother or you childhood friend, so we have to talk to them in a different language than we do with our boys. If you are able to talk to them like a woman instead of a man, you will be able to get closer to them and the pussy. I mean communicating with people on their level can get you through some shit quicker than talking like you beneath or better than them. And we it comes down to women, that shit is motherfucking turn-on.

By just listening and talking to women, you will start to see some of the shit they be talking about. And by listening and talking to women, you will be able to understand other people in your life a lot better. Like I said, women are not going to respond to certain shit like your partners. It's just not going to happen, so forget about it. Men and women are just built differently. That what makes them them and us us. And it's because of this, we fuss and fight more than cats and dogs. We might listen to the same shit at times, but we might hear something different. All I can say is don't sweat the small stuff, just talk before it becomes something big.

Call Me a Mama's Boy

The word mama's boy has one of the truest meanings in any relationship between man and woman. See, my mama was the first woman to love me. She was the first one to comfort me in my life. She was the first to scare the boogyman out from under my bed. She had my back. She was the first to give me a piece of candy and the first to take it away. She was the first one to congratulate me on a job well done and the first to whoop my ass when I fucked up. She was the first one to help me read a book and the first one to show me a Hustler magazine(sorry for snooping in your dressers and under your bed). So it's easy for a woman to call me a mama's boy. I will never deny it. Us men love our mothers more than any other female walking because of these very things. This is why we do the nice things we do for women, our mothers taught us. No matter the situation, your mother held you deep in her heart. Even when she fucked your ass for fucking the neighborhood slut in her bed, she loved you. This how we first learned how to love a woman.

Men, please don't be ashamed to be called a mama's boy. The truth of the matter is, we pick women on the basis of our mothers. If we see certain traits in women that we see in our mothers, we are naturally attracted to those women. And for them very same reasons, when we argue with our girlfriends and wives, we in turn are arguing with our mothers, therefore we get called mama's boys. And women just love the strong, caring type of man that can make her feel like a little girl in his arms. And the good thing for women is, a good man is made from the love of a good mother. So as us men grow from child to teen to man, our instincts tell us to leave moms and replace with her with a younger replica. This is why us men are really trying to be with alot of women. We are just looking for someone to do what mama did.

By nature, a real man wants to be everything to a woman. We love how woman tell us they need us. It's one of the things that turns us on And another thing we love is respect. How many of your friends say they wish their woman would just shut the fuck up? Or why this bitch always acting like she better than me? I could go on for days, but I got other shit to talk about. And a real man always feel the need to be successful. In all reality, what woman wants to be with a broke-ass motherfucker. So we always try to do better than what we are doing in fear of being the broke-ass motherfucker she don't want. I know things are starting to make sense. And I'm just getting started.

See, these are reasons we look for in a woman. We want a woman to tell us everything is going to be alright after she stopped you from getting in somebody shit when you have been violated. We want someone to have our back when you have been laid-off from your job and you don't know what your next move is. We want someone to hold us and make us feel like there is no other place we rather be than with her. And the one thing she does that your mama will never to do to you is suck you, fuck you, and drain every bit of nut out your nut sack and leave you sleep on your ass. That's one Hell of a perk. At the end of it all, the right pussy can turn you from the hardest motherfucker walking into a mama's boy And if you don't believe me, ask your mama.

What Did She Do to Get Your Dick Hard?

Women, females, bitches, slut, broads, hoes, dimes, junts. Whatever you call them, you love them and who knows why you do? For me, it was a couple of them that turnt me on and kept me on. In the fifth grade, it was girl that wore some thick ass glasses, but when you look pass the Coke bottle frames, she had the prettiest brown eyes known to man. When I was in the eighth grade, that's when I noticed that breasts came in all different sizes, but this one particular one had titties as big as my head, And she was only 12 years old. Thank the government for putting steroids in the chicken she was eating. And how many different teachers asses did I enjoy looking at through my years of school. down here in the South, the women thicker than a bowl of grits with molasses in it. I know I had a couple of wet dreams of them alone. As I got older, the walk had more of a switch to it, the breast had more jiggle to them, and the faces started to get more and more prettier by the day. Shit, I started my nudie collection when I was 11 years old, and started to learn the ins and outs of the woman body. I even lost my virginity when I was in the seventh grade. To make a long story short, whatever got you stuck on women, which could be anything from the smell of their hair to the polish on their toes, got you in love with them and you can't do nothing about it. Suffer with the rest of us brainwashed brothers.

Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained

Being with a woman is more mental than physical. You have to have the mental aggressiveness to take over any situation while being very strategic in doing so. Women are considered to be one of the most vital elements in man's exsistence and it's your duty as man to harness everything a woman gives you by making her give in to you or taking it mentally.

For all those that don't know, every woman is not the same woman. I'm not just talking about in the physical form(me personally, I like a woman about 5'6'', thick ass, long hair(it can be real or fake), red-boned, big tits and a bad ass walk) but in the spiritual form to. A woman was put on this planet to be a friend, companion, and a lover to men. Call them the ying to our yang, the alpha to our omega, the light to our dark. It's just how things are supposed to be. Now I don't have anything against guys who believe in multiple partners(been there, done that) or women who like the taste of some fresh out the shower, Victoria Secret's strawberries and champagne smelling(my favorite, makes the dick extra hard) pussy. But the way of life is one man for one woman(it's just hard to do that when the ratio of men to women is so high, but nothing in life is easy).

The Introduction to the Female Mind

Before I get into detail about the female species, if you never had a date before in your life or still jack-off to your "girlfriends" pics, please don't read my blog. I'm just doing this blog to help you men and women who love women get a better understanding of them. Call it "How to Catch Moby Thick" or "Thighs: How to get Between Them". I admit don't know everything about them, but I've had my share of conquests and with my help you to can get the baddest bitch of your dreams.(K-Mart, if you tired of Trina, please give her to me, I know I can hit that ass better than you can.)

Now I know a lot of you guys are scared of them dime pieces and super-thick chicks and don't blame you, but any asshole can get any female they want and I can prove it. How many times have you seen a woman shaped like Tocarra or Pinky with a guy that look like Freddy Krueger? A Stacy Dash with Jason Vorhees? The sexiest woman in the club with the ugliest man, who got both men and women alike asking the question: How in the fuck did he pull her? You can't even lie cause I've have, and the question after that is: Why I can't get a bitch like that?(I'm just using the word bitch because I don't know all you women by name so please excuse me if you are offended.)

A lot you motherfuckers got it in your mind that your dreamgirl can't get caught because you told yourself she can't be caught. Most of you bastards think that she only dates the Shawn Carters' of the world or the Lexington Steeles' you try to "measure up" to. You guys are so wrong. Truth of the matter, whatever type of woman you desire, all of them have the same needs and desires. And if you can find out her needs and desires, you get her love and effection without selling a million records or pulling out 12 inches of dick.

Even still, most of you guys still don't know what to do to get the object that you seek, let alone even know how to talk to her. I know what you thinking, "How can a married, unsuceeful, "has-been" rapper reaching 31 tell me how to get a bitch. Because I know what you assholes are doing wrong. Why you think I'm in the position I'm in now? I did a lot of the right things and ended up with the wrong woman.(Toya I love you, but you are a pain in my hairy ass.) I'm just a guy who love women and everything about them. I'm trying to help you unlucky motherfuckers find and get the woman your heart desires. There are plenty of women in this world looking for a guy to call their own. I'm just going to be honest and straight-forward with the shit I'm going to tell you. So if you are a dog looking to bury his bone in the right dirt, I'm going to help you find the right land to dig in.